Dear ~WeirdoOfDoom (https://www.deviantart.com/weirdoofdoom),
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Lithuania is out to get you. I realized this when you were learning to fly with Rome. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Russia is about to set your house on fire.
Please don't hurt me,
:iconagent-cactuar:
P.S. - Poland hates you, just thought you should know.
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Dear (name of friend),
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but (1) (2). I realized this when you were (3) with (4). I'm sure you're (5) enough to understand that (6) (7).
(8),
(Your name)
P.S. - (9) (10), just thought you should know.
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